Posted by Jacqueline on Mar 4th, 2008 in Rants and Raves | Comments Off on Free Candle Spells | More Money Spell Magic
While this is not candle magic, I think everyone can appreciate always being able to eat! Keep a sugar bowl in your kitchen cabinet in the back where no one will find it and put in it rice, sugar and various kinds of coins. That will bring in money all the time to be able to keep the family and you will not go hungry. Amelia S. – Alabama Thank you Amelia for sending this in and while it is not using candles, I know that the traditional use of sweeteners such as honey, molasses and sugar in the South was to bring in money and certainly putting it into your kitchen cabinet would indicate that you always want full cupboards. Rice is also used on kitchen and money spells since it is a staple of many diets around the world. Tinting rice green with herbs or food coloring is a basis for a green money rice bowl that many sit on their altars where they pray. ...
Posted by Jacqueline on Feb 24th, 2008 in Rants and Raves | Comments Off on Free Candle Spells | Tutorial for Writing the “Blues”
As I am sitting here reading this post in a group I belong to online, I am wiping tears from my face and can’t contain myself in some of these observations. You KNOW that some of them are just too true! Get a fresh cup of coffee, read, and have a chuckle on me! – J. Writing The Blues – a Starter Kit! Courtesy of John in Baton Rouge. Thanks John! 1. Most Blues begin, “Woke up this morning…” 2. “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the Blues, ‘less you stick something nasty in the next line like, “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.” 3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes…sort of: “Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound.” 4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch – ain’t no way out. 5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillac’s and broken-down trucks. Blues don’t travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft an’ state-sponsored motor pools ain’t even in the runnin’. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die. 6. Teenagers can’t sing the Blues. They ain’t fixin’ to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, “adulthood” means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis. 7. Blues can take place in New York City, but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don’t get rain. 8. A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg ’cause a alligator be chompin’ on it is. 9. You can’t have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster. 10. Good places for the Blues: a. highway b. jailhouse c. empty bed d. bottom of a whiskey glass Bad places: a. Dillard’s b. gallery openings c. Ivy League institutions d. golf courses 11. No one will believe it’s the Blues if you wear a suit, ‘less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you sleep in it. 12. Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if: a. you older than dirt b. you blind c. you shot a man in Memphis d. you can’t be satisfied No, if: a. you have all your teeth b. you were once blind but now can see c. the man in Memphis lived d. you have a 401K or trust fund 13. Blues is not a matter of color. It’s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues. 14. If you ask for water and your darlin’ give you gasoline, it’s the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are: a. cheap wine b. whiskey or bourbon c. muddy water d. nasty black coffee The following are NOT Blues beverages: a. Perrier b. Chardonnay c. Snapple d. Slim Fast 15....
